Monday, September 28, 2009

So its been a while

So here we are what has happened in the last two weeks, Well, Copenhagen, and then this past week and weekend including some fun times some lame times and me still not getting with Bryanna so all around normal i guess?
Copenhagen: One of the coolest cities ever, also one of the most expensive a KFC meal cost me 13 bucks and a 7/11 meal cost me fucking 8 bucks ridiculous. Anyway I felt really shitty friday and didnt want to go but we couldnt cancel the reservation so I decided to go anyway, on the way there Darren and me just talked about Christiania. When we got there we checked into our hostel and then walked to Christiania and then both of us preceded to smoke and get high which ended up with us just sitting around in Christiania for many hours just doing nothing, finally we went back to the hostel and then decided to go out. So we get to the city square and walk around and find a few clubs but the best one looks like one thats gonna end up costing us 30 bucks but it has an open bar and it takes me an hour to convince Darren to pay the 30 bucks and go club, it ended up being a great night. For me I only met two girls kinda danced with them but didnt get anywhere and I met some crazy Danish guy who was just like your and American you can fuck anyone you want, but Darren met alot of people made out with a Danish girl and had a great night, both of us were plastered and ended up wandering around Copenhagen for an hour before we found our hostel, it was crazy shit and we left the club at 8am. Next day we wake up surprisingly not hung over and we go walk around Copenhagen looking for the royal theater because the people Darren met were supposed to meet us there at 3, well sadly they never came so we ended up just walking around. The whole time after we didnt see those people Darren wanted to smoke so he kept wanting to go to Christiania, finally we decided to head there but ended up taking a couple mile detour, when we got there he got a rolling paper and rolled his joint but some random smokers did not approve of his roll so he left his weed with them and they rolled him a really nice blunt while he went to find me. Anyway he came back smoked with them we chilled with them for a while learned a little about Christiania and then they left. We ended up sitting on a couch in a random cafe for about an hour, mind you I am not high, finally we decided to just go back and ended up watching Serenity. Finally after the movie and after dinner we decided to go to another club, this time we went to Rosie McGees or some thing like that apparently the best club in Copenhagen, yea right if your a pedophile. So we get in there it costs 12 bucks to get in, meh not to bad but then drinks are another 10 bucks or so each which sucks so we dont really get drunk, plus Darrens tired so I have no wingman. The club is filled with hot bitches who are hanging with ugly bitches, then theres a bunch of old bitches and the whole club is filled with really old creepers and young creepers alike, I feel completely out of place and since Darrens not wingmanning me, I just look like Im one of the creepers, so I gave up on getting anything in Copenhagen that night. Anyway the next day we took a really nice canal tour and then I walked Darren to the bus stop and I headed home.

Home: That night I invited Bryanna over for a movie, she came over really late and we watched a movie alone in my room and I know I probably could have made a move, but I just couldnt do it, I dont know why but she ended up leaving after the movie with this little akward pause at the door that suggested maybe a kiss or something. Anyway later that week on Tuesday me and John went over to Vildanden to visit Bryanna and Joyce and we only stayed for an hour but I ended up stealing Bryannas corridors Flag which ended up really ticking her off but w/e and then she left for Munich so I havent seen her but Friday we had a corridor party and we had a tour de sham you take a shot in every room, ridiculous, over the span of half an hour I had 1 and a half apple pie drinks (probably around 1.5 shots) then had Jim Bean and coke another (1.5 shots about) followed by two shots of Mintu, followed by two shots of SoCo followed by a mojito (probably around 1 or 2 shots couldnt tell) followed by a shot of vodka and topped off by shotgunning 4 beers. I was fucked. The theme of my room was wtf and everything in my room was just random a rock upside down chairs a bed on the desk and my rug on my bed etc...anyway after we were all properly fucked my flatmates switched me and Yanas door and then locked my door and hid yanas keys so I couldnt get int. Well I kept drinking and apparently at some point Cathi tried to corner me and kiss me but couldnt and that ticked her off and she left, so much for hating me. Anyway apparently I finally got my keys from Mike at around 3ish and then I went to sleep, or I assume I did because I dont remember. I woke up to Yana Mike Martin Thomas and Yanas friend walking into the room at 1pm and all I said was WTF? and they got a few nice pictures of my room and me. Well the first question everyone asked was why my room was more fucked up then for my theme, and the second question that is still inexplicable was why is there a piece of toast in the middle of your table. It was a perfect piece of toast perfectly centered on my table across the room from my bed, no one knows what happened. Anyway Saturday was my hangover day, I was completely hungover and I just watched the terminal and snatch with my flatmates. Finally Saturday night rolls around and this promised to be one of the best nights I have had in Lund. So Saturday we go to a small chill party by Yana's friend and it ends up becoming a crazy party. I promised myself not to drink to much that night and I didnt I only had about 6 or 7 shots lol thats not much now that I've been in Sweden a while, well over a 3 or so hour period. Anyway we start the night with kings cup and then after that someone sugests I have never ever. So we start I have never ever and we get around the circle a few times and then someone says I have never given a lapdance and I drink and all the girls want me to prove that I actually have so I starts stripping and then after wards we go into a game of truth or dare that begins focusing on me and two other girls and we keep getting dared to do lapdances or making out with ppl. The only dare I opted out of was kissing and licking Johns lips, sorry no gay shit. Anyway then the hottest girl at the party decides that its time to start daring me to kiss ppl so she dares me to kiss anyone and of course I kiss her then she dares me to make out with someone and again of course I make out with her, my excuse was she called me gay. Anyway then they have me strip for the hot girl and shes literally pulling my pants off because she wants me to strip down to my boxers it was insane. And then her older sister got involved and everytime me and her would start making out she started telling us to break it up then we started a dance floor with me her john and her hot but not as hot friend and then she left because her sister wanted to have a talk with her. So me and the second hottest chick started dancing salsa and random shit and then I got her number and now if you look at my facebook wall she has basically taken over it. So yea amazing weekend, but cock blocking sister took them away at 1 am so then I ended up leaving shortly after that and going to bed. And sunday and monday just class and gym and random internet videos....its been a while

Friday, September 18, 2009

Girls are crazy and ridiculous

So, I haven't updated this in a long time. Last weekend on the 12th Darren came to Lund to visit me and he has been here all week and leaves on Sunday. Later today we are leaving for Copenhagen and staying there until Sunday. Well Saturday we slept early, watched I am legend its a ridiculous movie, Sunday we slept early as well haha and on Monday same story, but on Monday out of nowhere Bryanna came back and we started talking again and things seemed good. Tuesday rolls around and Bryanna and the Vildanden crew flaked on coming to a birthday party for one of Mike's friends, well anyway I took this oppurtunity to talk to Kathi about how I wasnt interested. The exact conversation went something like this We need to talk-K Yes we do, do you want to do it now or later-me Now, why have you been avoiding my kisses and stuff-K Well..-me (interupts) Its Bryanna isnt it-K Yes, I-me (interupted again) Fuck you, why did you lead me on, you could have just said that at the begining but you kissed me. Anyway there were alot of things I wanted to say about how the first kiss was forced by her, how I had invited her to watch a movie in a group not alone etc...but I just left it because I kind of deserved that rant. Anyway the party went on I stripped of Buttons, which was entertaining. Anyway later that night I ran into Kathi in the hallway and we had another long talk about how she understands how I made Emily cry etc...After that she talked to Yana and Mike and aparently she was playing me as well because she told both of them, I had two guys now I have none and everyone was like well you kinda deserved that one. Anyway got rid of that problem so the next day Wensday I went to class came home and then I invited Bryanna over for dinner and she actually came, late but w/e we had fun with john her and darren just drinking then we headed to a nation and we went to kristianstad first for pub and then after went to VG's for a club. This is where she started playing games, we were dancing together for a good hour or so when all of a sudden she started stealing things from people with Dan and dancing with him which I didnt really care about but then she came back and danced with me for 2 songs and then she went to Joyce and they were talking and I couldnt hear what was said but I could see the eye movements and the nods and the nos and I was like well I messed up and so they dissapeared, while they were gone i started dancing with some Swedish girls because one of them kept looking at me so why not dance with them instead of the American guys. Anyway at some point me and Bryanna are dancing together again and then I pulled the other girls in (the swedes) for John and Dan and about 5 minutes later Bryanna and Joyce just leave. Well about 10 minutes later I get a text from Bryanna I'm leaving I text her why and she says shes over it and tired so I called her and told her to come back and she was being stuborn and saying no so I let it go. Then John me and Darren end up leaving the club about 10 minutes later, oh Darren was dancing with some girl for most of the night haha but then he left to go to the bathroom and ran into someone hed met the night before and by the time he came abck the girl was gone. Well after we left I texted Bryanna and I was like oh we just left and she texted back saying I should have left earlier so I could walk with her. Anyway I didnt reply and then Im sitting at home eating with Darren when I get a text message and its like I'm home now so I text her and tell her Well I'm home to. Well about 15 minutes later I get a text night:) and I reply with night bland one(the bland thing is an inside joke) anyway she tells me shes not bland and I ask her why she left and she just left it at I had a great reason to leave, but never elaborated anyway last night same story we were texting but she decided to stay in. I dont know some of the things she says are deffinately good signs, like when she knew I was gonna strip at the bday party she told me I should have told her earlier because it would give her more reason to come. But then sometimes I feel like shes not interested. I guess I'll find out soon enough right?

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Well its been a week almost since I've updated yall on life here in Sweden, well ill do a quick run through of events, so I start the week thinking that Bryanna is a dunzo deal and then Monday me and John end up watching knocked up at Vishnus and arrested development but then we just go home and sleep and Bryanna had dance class with alex and alex sent me the weirdest message and was just like "yea sorry I missed johns call I was in salsa class with Bryanna ha". Well anyway the next night tuesday I'm really bored and Kathy calls and asks me to come over and since I think Bryannas done anyway I go over to Kathy's and we kinda kiss a little but then I start getting texts from Bryanna "what time are you going to Kalmars", and me and John had decided to go at 1030 so I told her 1030 but then I get a call from John that Kalmars sucks and everyones going to parentesen so I text Bryanna that I'm going to Parentesen and that she should come and she tries to convince me to come to Kalmars but in the end I won out, anyway we get to Parentesen and she comes in and she has a choice sit next to Alex or me and again I won out but then she got pissed because I started telling someone my Malmo story and aparently she doesnt like that story, so she left and sat next to Alex. Later I went over to talk to her Joyce and everyone and we are all just hanging out and I see Alex getting antsy out of the corner of my eye and all of a sudden he interjects into our conversation with look at my background (Ipod) isnt it cool and we were all kind of like wtf? anyway he tries to convince Bryanna to go to Julies room and dance salsa with him but she tells him she wants to stay here and chill and then he gets pissy and says hes gonna go to sleep but he ends up coming back, it was really odd. Well anyway next day I ask Bryanna what shes doing and she says shes going to Helsingkrona, then parentesen and lastly VG's and I can join her at any point. Well I end up not going to anythign but VG's, because I saunaed for the first time and that shit wiped me out, and when I get to VG's I have to wait in the rain for an hour and all I'm wearing is a short sleeve polo. I get in and I text Bryanna who doesnt text back and then I text Kathy because shes also there and I dont want her to see me and get mad, well she comes out meets me and then she asks me for a hello kiss, its like being in a relationship again. Anyway I dance with Kathy, while dancing i get a text from Bryanna and it says that they are leaving the nation and Kathy sees Bryanna texted me and shes like WHAT DID SHE SAY, and I told her she said shes leaving and Kathy goes I know you like her and I know she likes you but anyway I have a few drinks then we head home and she bikes me home and then goes home herself. The next day I have class at 8 come home at 1030 pass out until 430 then I'm not really in the going out mood but Omeed arrives from Holland so of course I go out plus everyone I know Bryanna, John, Joyce, Clark etc have all gone to Amsterdam, so we go to a new nation and that was good but the Swedish girl I was working on got swooped from me by some Swedish guy. Anyway came home fell asleep and ended up sleeping through my lecture on Friday, but went to lab and set up my cultures that will hopefully grow bioluminescent colonies. Anyway Friday night I end up smoking Hash and Weed spliffs getting high off my ass and then we go out but nothing is happening but we run into Kathy and Dutchie watches our interaction and afterward tells me she feels sorry for me. Dutchie also talked to Inna a friend of Kathys and apparently Kathy really really likes me which is apparent by the fact that shes angry at me right now because I dont want to go for a walk with her in this good weather. Anyway Bryanna comes back tomorrow and I'm back to that and I will have to talk to Kathy at some point. Btw I am in a OneRepublic mood. Im out.....

Sunday, September 6, 2009


Meow, today I woke up at 2pm and I didnt even drink last night, so yesterday at Thomas' b-day party I gave him a lapdance that I am now infamous for, the priceless look of suprise on Mike and Noras faces was amazing. Anyway Bryanna didnt come neither did almost any american students because it was cold and rainy...w/e. Anyway the german girl came by and was trying to get me to give her a private lap dance and I told her no, so I used my brain and not my dick. But I may now just use my dick to think because I think Bryanna is either not that interested or playing hard to get so I'd rather stop wasting my time with it....but stay tuned

Saturday, September 5, 2009

It continues

So last night I went to a party in Sparta and then me and Clark decided to go to Kristianstad because we wanted to find Bryanna and Astrid and on the way out Catherine came by and then Clark kinda tried to get her to come and I gave him the she dont come signal and he was like oh Nick I need to talk to you and we ended up ditching her and me and Clark went to Kristianstad and we had alot of fun with Astrid and Bryanna and then we came back and palyed jagger pong for a while then they went home and then today I got lunch with Bryanna and went shopping with her and then she went to take a nap and we shall see what happens tonight with her...stay tuned

Thursday, September 3, 2009

I am truly a whore

So the German girl came over and we watched the movie and then we kinda kissed and now I'm trying to convince Bryanna to come over and watch the same movie I just watched in the near future. How is it that its so easy with all the other girls but not with Bryanna I dont know but I feel that I do deserve the name of douchebag...stay tuned

The life of a Whore

So last night I went to a bday party with the intention of either finally getting with Bryanna or finally getting rejected by Bryanna, whichever one were to happen it was supposed to happen last night. We get to the bday party and the whole party me and Bryanna are just hanging out with other people, finally I convince Bryanna to go to the nation with us so she goes but when we get there half the ppl including myself go in and the other half decide to go party at parenthesen. Well I decide to stay Bryanna leaves anyway at the club I run into Jenny Yanas friend who thought I was cute and well by the end of the night me and her are making out etc...but while im making out with her Im txting Bryanna trying to convince her to come party at my place but apparently I am not persuasive enough. Anyway we head back home me Yana John and Jenny and two other girls anyway John ends up hooking up with Maria (she was on the rag but still wanted to fuck but hes like no, seems like a common story in Sweden). And I end up going to bed and Jenny ends up going home because she's a cock tease. But before I go to bed I tell Bryanna she owes me a dance Thursday night(that is tonight). Anyway I woke up this morning went to class came back was talking to Bryanna and told her that if she wanted to come by for tea or hot chocolate because its raining shes more than welcome to drop by after class and she said shed keep it in mind, but I never heard from her, so I just called Katharin the german to come over and watch a movie with me. So the question is at what point will my giant web of women grow to big and implode on itself....stay tuned

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I fail at life, seriously

So lets update everyone on the Bryanna situation, its gotten kinda ridiculous and I basically have to do something tonight or else I just need to curl up into a ball and cut my nuts off. Anyway sunday we played volleyball and then I went to Sarahs and hung out with her friends and we watched American Dreamz weird movie, you would expect a chick flick with Mandy Moore and Hugh Grant but nope. Anyway Monday me and John are bored out of our minds and I said I wouldnt drink because I had class the next day. So John calls Joyce up to see what shes doing and her and Bryanna come over, just those two and we play beer pong for the first time in Sweden. I lose two games I just couldnt hit anything the cups were tiny and the table was shorter height and length wise than at home so i just failed at it. Anyway after that we palyed Kings Cup and Yana joined us and then we decided to play never have I ever, so I am a bad person but we all knew that haha but I learned new things about Bryanna but thats not important. Then Mike and Tomas come in and start smoking hookah and then Yana dares Bryanna to shotgun me and thats when the ridiculous shotgun night begun with all of us shotgunning each other for 3 hours. So Joyce passes out on the bed and then Bryanna asks if she wants to go and she says its up to you and Im like just stay for 30 more minutes and she agrees but ends up staying for 2 more hours. Anyway I lost my balls and didnt make a move. Then yesterday that would be Tuesday night I was hanging out with the german girl who likes me and somehow we ended up in Sarahs apartment and then we went back to mine and I taught the german girl to shotgun and then Joyce and Bryanna randomly show up at 12 30 with Justin and we end up smoking and I finally got a good shotgun (as in smoke wise not actually making a move) with Bryanna in and then we went to my room and were just chilling and listening to random music and me and Bryanna were just flirting hardcore but still I didnt pull anything and then she fell asleep on my bed and joyce was like maybe Ill just take your couch and she can just sleep in here but then she woke up and they ended up going. Basically everyone is telling me that Bryanna wants me, she keeps sending me signals that she wants me, but I cant do it, I dont know why