Wednesday, October 28, 2009

God its been almost a months HOT DAMN

What has happened in the last month, hmm lets see I gave up on Bryanna because well why not really haha I have way better options anyway, I saw David Guetta, I saw Muse, Mission Accomplished.

So Bryanna gets back from all her trips to random places and then me and her start hanging out alot at one point I even give her a lapdance but then the one night I deffinatley had my chance I showed up late because I was having a facebook converstaion with Turkan about the state of my affairs because a friend of Vanessas was harrassing me about how I'm a grade a Douche, which is quite comforting to hear actually since after all I have been trying to lose my nice guy image here in Sweden which has been somewhat succesful and somewhat unsuccesful. Anywhoo at first I was kinda annoyed by this person but then when they started writing me paragraphs explaining themselves I realized they were just bitter and needed someone to bitch at. Anyway because of this I showed up to a party 2 hours after I was supposed to be there and Bryanna was not to thrilled and then I ended up only staying for all of 30 min and then goin home. Anyway that day we decided we would bake a cheesecake at some point and we have yet to bake this cheesecake we were gonna do it this past weekend but things came up and yea maybe next next weekends since this coming weekend is Sensation White and Ryan and his brother are flying in.

This Past Weekend

Friday Night-We go to see David Guetta I drink a bottle of Sambuca in 45 minutes and stop remembering much after the train ride to Malmo, at the concert first thing that happens I get pulled out of line and told Im to shammered and to go home but I told him I was Jennys boyfriend and he let me in, no one understands why but they let me in, I dont remember this at all. Then we fast forward about 2 hours since I have no recollection of what happened, I walk up to the bar and ask for a soda, just plain old soda water and this guy behind me starts talking to me in Swedish so I turn to him and ask him to speak english please and I turn to get my soda when I get hit and fall under the bar, anyway 4 guys start kicking my ass for no reason anyway Paige came to the rescue and pulled me away, this is the point where I apparently run into Turkan and apparently I was really excited to see her hugged her and asked her to dance but Paige gave Turkan a back off look and dragged me away. Then we fast forward some more, an image of David Guetta with both hands raised as he DJs, lastly we fast forward to the end where Im in a taxi with John Vishnu and Jenny. At this point Ive blown through 500 crowns on god knows what Ive used all the minutes in my phone that I had just refilled on god knows what, my head is splitting from getting my ass kicked and yea thats about it. We get back and then we go to Vishnus and just sit there until finally me and Jenny leave and we are walking back to my place and im trying to convince her to come over but shes being a tease or w.e you want to call it, BTW Im done with teases.

Saturday- Wake up at noon with a huge headache which at first I attribute to being hungover but then I begin to remember getting my ass kicked, check my phone and my facebook have messages from many people who I dont remember seeing telling me I was shammered as fuck the night before, ok well at this point Im just like I need more sleep so I go back to bed until 4pm. Fast forward to 9pm I dress as a PIMP and then go out to Vildanden to a ceos and corporate hos party, there I meet a really nice Swedish girl who is all over my nuts, but Im kinda trying to flirt with Bryanna and stuff but its not working very well so I just start focusing on Swedish girl, oh and I ran into Sarah at the party and she just completely ignored me haha fun times. Anyway so I go to take a piss and when I get back the Swedish girl is on some other guys nuts so I decide fuck it I dont feel like competing itll give the girl to much confidence and then right at this moment John shows up and tells me that the party in Urikedal is good so we walk back to Urikedal and go to the party. When we get there I go scope out the scene, its alright good number of girls and guys only problem is everyones already in couples and I also see Jenny all over Vishnu so Im like whatever this is done. But when she sees me she jumps on me and then the rest of the night she kept being very sexual with me finally me her Mike and Thomas go upstairs where she goes to Yanas room and then shes sitting in the hallway and when I walk by shes like FUCK ME and then shes like yea right. Anyway she decides to go home and I walk her out being the gentleman that I am but once outside me and her just start making out up against the door and then my fingers slip in and shes just enjoying herself and she decides "Lets have sex" now what guy turns that down so I immediatley go to open my door and her exact quote was "I dont want to lie down in a bed, thats to cliche" Fine here I ask to which she replies no there are to many people around so she suggests we find a park but she doesnt want to walk far so we walk into this parky are about 100m maybe less from my front door and proceed to fuck like rabbits. We are lying down on the ground, there are leaves EVERYWHERE, its raining. Afterward we finish and we decide we are both hungry so we go back to my place to eat garlic bread and then she goes home.

Sunday-Wake up still not believing what happened tell Mike and Yana. Later on Jenny comes to talk to Yana and she finds her shoe in the bushes where we fucked, later that night she comes over for a movie and we dont fuck but just make out hang out chill. According to Yana I got good reviews and I must have since Jenny wants to see me all the time


Monday, September 28, 2009

So its been a while

So here we are what has happened in the last two weeks, Well, Copenhagen, and then this past week and weekend including some fun times some lame times and me still not getting with Bryanna so all around normal i guess?
Copenhagen: One of the coolest cities ever, also one of the most expensive a KFC meal cost me 13 bucks and a 7/11 meal cost me fucking 8 bucks ridiculous. Anyway I felt really shitty friday and didnt want to go but we couldnt cancel the reservation so I decided to go anyway, on the way there Darren and me just talked about Christiania. When we got there we checked into our hostel and then walked to Christiania and then both of us preceded to smoke and get high which ended up with us just sitting around in Christiania for many hours just doing nothing, finally we went back to the hostel and then decided to go out. So we get to the city square and walk around and find a few clubs but the best one looks like one thats gonna end up costing us 30 bucks but it has an open bar and it takes me an hour to convince Darren to pay the 30 bucks and go club, it ended up being a great night. For me I only met two girls kinda danced with them but didnt get anywhere and I met some crazy Danish guy who was just like your and American you can fuck anyone you want, but Darren met alot of people made out with a Danish girl and had a great night, both of us were plastered and ended up wandering around Copenhagen for an hour before we found our hostel, it was crazy shit and we left the club at 8am. Next day we wake up surprisingly not hung over and we go walk around Copenhagen looking for the royal theater because the people Darren met were supposed to meet us there at 3, well sadly they never came so we ended up just walking around. The whole time after we didnt see those people Darren wanted to smoke so he kept wanting to go to Christiania, finally we decided to head there but ended up taking a couple mile detour, when we got there he got a rolling paper and rolled his joint but some random smokers did not approve of his roll so he left his weed with them and they rolled him a really nice blunt while he went to find me. Anyway he came back smoked with them we chilled with them for a while learned a little about Christiania and then they left. We ended up sitting on a couch in a random cafe for about an hour, mind you I am not high, finally we decided to just go back and ended up watching Serenity. Finally after the movie and after dinner we decided to go to another club, this time we went to Rosie McGees or some thing like that apparently the best club in Copenhagen, yea right if your a pedophile. So we get in there it costs 12 bucks to get in, meh not to bad but then drinks are another 10 bucks or so each which sucks so we dont really get drunk, plus Darrens tired so I have no wingman. The club is filled with hot bitches who are hanging with ugly bitches, then theres a bunch of old bitches and the whole club is filled with really old creepers and young creepers alike, I feel completely out of place and since Darrens not wingmanning me, I just look like Im one of the creepers, so I gave up on getting anything in Copenhagen that night. Anyway the next day we took a really nice canal tour and then I walked Darren to the bus stop and I headed home.

Home: That night I invited Bryanna over for a movie, she came over really late and we watched a movie alone in my room and I know I probably could have made a move, but I just couldnt do it, I dont know why but she ended up leaving after the movie with this little akward pause at the door that suggested maybe a kiss or something. Anyway later that week on Tuesday me and John went over to Vildanden to visit Bryanna and Joyce and we only stayed for an hour but I ended up stealing Bryannas corridors Flag which ended up really ticking her off but w/e and then she left for Munich so I havent seen her but Friday we had a corridor party and we had a tour de sham you take a shot in every room, ridiculous, over the span of half an hour I had 1 and a half apple pie drinks (probably around 1.5 shots) then had Jim Bean and coke another (1.5 shots about) followed by two shots of Mintu, followed by two shots of SoCo followed by a mojito (probably around 1 or 2 shots couldnt tell) followed by a shot of vodka and topped off by shotgunning 4 beers. I was fucked. The theme of my room was wtf and everything in my room was just random a rock upside down chairs a bed on the desk and my rug on my bed etc...anyway after we were all properly fucked my flatmates switched me and Yanas door and then locked my door and hid yanas keys so I couldnt get int. Well I kept drinking and apparently at some point Cathi tried to corner me and kiss me but couldnt and that ticked her off and she left, so much for hating me. Anyway apparently I finally got my keys from Mike at around 3ish and then I went to sleep, or I assume I did because I dont remember. I woke up to Yana Mike Martin Thomas and Yanas friend walking into the room at 1pm and all I said was WTF? and they got a few nice pictures of my room and me. Well the first question everyone asked was why my room was more fucked up then for my theme, and the second question that is still inexplicable was why is there a piece of toast in the middle of your table. It was a perfect piece of toast perfectly centered on my table across the room from my bed, no one knows what happened. Anyway Saturday was my hangover day, I was completely hungover and I just watched the terminal and snatch with my flatmates. Finally Saturday night rolls around and this promised to be one of the best nights I have had in Lund. So Saturday we go to a small chill party by Yana's friend and it ends up becoming a crazy party. I promised myself not to drink to much that night and I didnt I only had about 6 or 7 shots lol thats not much now that I've been in Sweden a while, well over a 3 or so hour period. Anyway we start the night with kings cup and then after that someone sugests I have never ever. So we start I have never ever and we get around the circle a few times and then someone says I have never given a lapdance and I drink and all the girls want me to prove that I actually have so I starts stripping and then after wards we go into a game of truth or dare that begins focusing on me and two other girls and we keep getting dared to do lapdances or making out with ppl. The only dare I opted out of was kissing and licking Johns lips, sorry no gay shit. Anyway then the hottest girl at the party decides that its time to start daring me to kiss ppl so she dares me to kiss anyone and of course I kiss her then she dares me to make out with someone and again of course I make out with her, my excuse was she called me gay. Anyway then they have me strip for the hot girl and shes literally pulling my pants off because she wants me to strip down to my boxers it was insane. And then her older sister got involved and everytime me and her would start making out she started telling us to break it up then we started a dance floor with me her john and her hot but not as hot friend and then she left because her sister wanted to have a talk with her. So me and the second hottest chick started dancing salsa and random shit and then I got her number and now if you look at my facebook wall she has basically taken over it. So yea amazing weekend, but cock blocking sister took them away at 1 am so then I ended up leaving shortly after that and going to bed. And sunday and monday just class and gym and random internet videos....its been a while

Friday, September 18, 2009

Girls are crazy and ridiculous

So, I haven't updated this in a long time. Last weekend on the 12th Darren came to Lund to visit me and he has been here all week and leaves on Sunday. Later today we are leaving for Copenhagen and staying there until Sunday. Well Saturday we slept early, watched I am legend its a ridiculous movie, Sunday we slept early as well haha and on Monday same story, but on Monday out of nowhere Bryanna came back and we started talking again and things seemed good. Tuesday rolls around and Bryanna and the Vildanden crew flaked on coming to a birthday party for one of Mike's friends, well anyway I took this oppurtunity to talk to Kathi about how I wasnt interested. The exact conversation went something like this We need to talk-K Yes we do, do you want to do it now or later-me Now, why have you been avoiding my kisses and stuff-K Well..-me (interupts) Its Bryanna isnt it-K Yes, I-me (interupted again) Fuck you, why did you lead me on, you could have just said that at the begining but you kissed me. Anyway there were alot of things I wanted to say about how the first kiss was forced by her, how I had invited her to watch a movie in a group not alone etc...but I just left it because I kind of deserved that rant. Anyway the party went on I stripped of Buttons, which was entertaining. Anyway later that night I ran into Kathi in the hallway and we had another long talk about how she understands how I made Emily cry etc...After that she talked to Yana and Mike and aparently she was playing me as well because she told both of them, I had two guys now I have none and everyone was like well you kinda deserved that one. Anyway got rid of that problem so the next day Wensday I went to class came home and then I invited Bryanna over for dinner and she actually came, late but w/e we had fun with john her and darren just drinking then we headed to a nation and we went to kristianstad first for pub and then after went to VG's for a club. This is where she started playing games, we were dancing together for a good hour or so when all of a sudden she started stealing things from people with Dan and dancing with him which I didnt really care about but then she came back and danced with me for 2 songs and then she went to Joyce and they were talking and I couldnt hear what was said but I could see the eye movements and the nods and the nos and I was like well I messed up and so they dissapeared, while they were gone i started dancing with some Swedish girls because one of them kept looking at me so why not dance with them instead of the American guys. Anyway at some point me and Bryanna are dancing together again and then I pulled the other girls in (the swedes) for John and Dan and about 5 minutes later Bryanna and Joyce just leave. Well about 10 minutes later I get a text from Bryanna I'm leaving I text her why and she says shes over it and tired so I called her and told her to come back and she was being stuborn and saying no so I let it go. Then John me and Darren end up leaving the club about 10 minutes later, oh Darren was dancing with some girl for most of the night haha but then he left to go to the bathroom and ran into someone hed met the night before and by the time he came abck the girl was gone. Well after we left I texted Bryanna and I was like oh we just left and she texted back saying I should have left earlier so I could walk with her. Anyway I didnt reply and then Im sitting at home eating with Darren when I get a text message and its like I'm home now so I text her and tell her Well I'm home to. Well about 15 minutes later I get a text night:) and I reply with night bland one(the bland thing is an inside joke) anyway she tells me shes not bland and I ask her why she left and she just left it at I had a great reason to leave, but never elaborated anyway last night same story we were texting but she decided to stay in. I dont know some of the things she says are deffinately good signs, like when she knew I was gonna strip at the bday party she told me I should have told her earlier because it would give her more reason to come. But then sometimes I feel like shes not interested. I guess I'll find out soon enough right?

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Well its been a week almost since I've updated yall on life here in Sweden, well ill do a quick run through of events, so I start the week thinking that Bryanna is a dunzo deal and then Monday me and John end up watching knocked up at Vishnus and arrested development but then we just go home and sleep and Bryanna had dance class with alex and alex sent me the weirdest message and was just like "yea sorry I missed johns call I was in salsa class with Bryanna ha". Well anyway the next night tuesday I'm really bored and Kathy calls and asks me to come over and since I think Bryannas done anyway I go over to Kathy's and we kinda kiss a little but then I start getting texts from Bryanna "what time are you going to Kalmars", and me and John had decided to go at 1030 so I told her 1030 but then I get a call from John that Kalmars sucks and everyones going to parentesen so I text Bryanna that I'm going to Parentesen and that she should come and she tries to convince me to come to Kalmars but in the end I won out, anyway we get to Parentesen and she comes in and she has a choice sit next to Alex or me and again I won out but then she got pissed because I started telling someone my Malmo story and aparently she doesnt like that story, so she left and sat next to Alex. Later I went over to talk to her Joyce and everyone and we are all just hanging out and I see Alex getting antsy out of the corner of my eye and all of a sudden he interjects into our conversation with look at my background (Ipod) isnt it cool and we were all kind of like wtf? anyway he tries to convince Bryanna to go to Julies room and dance salsa with him but she tells him she wants to stay here and chill and then he gets pissy and says hes gonna go to sleep but he ends up coming back, it was really odd. Well anyway next day I ask Bryanna what shes doing and she says shes going to Helsingkrona, then parentesen and lastly VG's and I can join her at any point. Well I end up not going to anythign but VG's, because I saunaed for the first time and that shit wiped me out, and when I get to VG's I have to wait in the rain for an hour and all I'm wearing is a short sleeve polo. I get in and I text Bryanna who doesnt text back and then I text Kathy because shes also there and I dont want her to see me and get mad, well she comes out meets me and then she asks me for a hello kiss, its like being in a relationship again. Anyway I dance with Kathy, while dancing i get a text from Bryanna and it says that they are leaving the nation and Kathy sees Bryanna texted me and shes like WHAT DID SHE SAY, and I told her she said shes leaving and Kathy goes I know you like her and I know she likes you but anyway I have a few drinks then we head home and she bikes me home and then goes home herself. The next day I have class at 8 come home at 1030 pass out until 430 then I'm not really in the going out mood but Omeed arrives from Holland so of course I go out plus everyone I know Bryanna, John, Joyce, Clark etc have all gone to Amsterdam, so we go to a new nation and that was good but the Swedish girl I was working on got swooped from me by some Swedish guy. Anyway came home fell asleep and ended up sleeping through my lecture on Friday, but went to lab and set up my cultures that will hopefully grow bioluminescent colonies. Anyway Friday night I end up smoking Hash and Weed spliffs getting high off my ass and then we go out but nothing is happening but we run into Kathy and Dutchie watches our interaction and afterward tells me she feels sorry for me. Dutchie also talked to Inna a friend of Kathys and apparently Kathy really really likes me which is apparent by the fact that shes angry at me right now because I dont want to go for a walk with her in this good weather. Anyway Bryanna comes back tomorrow and I'm back to that and I will have to talk to Kathy at some point. Btw I am in a OneRepublic mood. Im out.....

Sunday, September 6, 2009


Meow, today I woke up at 2pm and I didnt even drink last night, so yesterday at Thomas' b-day party I gave him a lapdance that I am now infamous for, the priceless look of suprise on Mike and Noras faces was amazing. Anyway Bryanna didnt come neither did almost any american students because it was cold and rainy...w/e. Anyway the german girl came by and was trying to get me to give her a private lap dance and I told her no, so I used my brain and not my dick. But I may now just use my dick to think because I think Bryanna is either not that interested or playing hard to get so I'd rather stop wasting my time with it....but stay tuned

Saturday, September 5, 2009

It continues

So last night I went to a party in Sparta and then me and Clark decided to go to Kristianstad because we wanted to find Bryanna and Astrid and on the way out Catherine came by and then Clark kinda tried to get her to come and I gave him the she dont come signal and he was like oh Nick I need to talk to you and we ended up ditching her and me and Clark went to Kristianstad and we had alot of fun with Astrid and Bryanna and then we came back and palyed jagger pong for a while then they went home and then today I got lunch with Bryanna and went shopping with her and then she went to take a nap and we shall see what happens tonight with her...stay tuned

Thursday, September 3, 2009

I am truly a whore

So the German girl came over and we watched the movie and then we kinda kissed and now I'm trying to convince Bryanna to come over and watch the same movie I just watched in the near future. How is it that its so easy with all the other girls but not with Bryanna I dont know but I feel that I do deserve the name of douchebag...stay tuned

The life of a Whore

So last night I went to a bday party with the intention of either finally getting with Bryanna or finally getting rejected by Bryanna, whichever one were to happen it was supposed to happen last night. We get to the bday party and the whole party me and Bryanna are just hanging out with other people, finally I convince Bryanna to go to the nation with us so she goes but when we get there half the ppl including myself go in and the other half decide to go party at parenthesen. Well I decide to stay Bryanna leaves anyway at the club I run into Jenny Yanas friend who thought I was cute and well by the end of the night me and her are making out etc...but while im making out with her Im txting Bryanna trying to convince her to come party at my place but apparently I am not persuasive enough. Anyway we head back home me Yana John and Jenny and two other girls anyway John ends up hooking up with Maria (she was on the rag but still wanted to fuck but hes like no, seems like a common story in Sweden). And I end up going to bed and Jenny ends up going home because she's a cock tease. But before I go to bed I tell Bryanna she owes me a dance Thursday night(that is tonight). Anyway I woke up this morning went to class came back was talking to Bryanna and told her that if she wanted to come by for tea or hot chocolate because its raining shes more than welcome to drop by after class and she said shed keep it in mind, but I never heard from her, so I just called Katharin the german to come over and watch a movie with me. So the question is at what point will my giant web of women grow to big and implode on itself....stay tuned

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I fail at life, seriously

So lets update everyone on the Bryanna situation, its gotten kinda ridiculous and I basically have to do something tonight or else I just need to curl up into a ball and cut my nuts off. Anyway sunday we played volleyball and then I went to Sarahs and hung out with her friends and we watched American Dreamz weird movie, you would expect a chick flick with Mandy Moore and Hugh Grant but nope. Anyway Monday me and John are bored out of our minds and I said I wouldnt drink because I had class the next day. So John calls Joyce up to see what shes doing and her and Bryanna come over, just those two and we play beer pong for the first time in Sweden. I lose two games I just couldnt hit anything the cups were tiny and the table was shorter height and length wise than at home so i just failed at it. Anyway after that we palyed Kings Cup and Yana joined us and then we decided to play never have I ever, so I am a bad person but we all knew that haha but I learned new things about Bryanna but thats not important. Then Mike and Tomas come in and start smoking hookah and then Yana dares Bryanna to shotgun me and thats when the ridiculous shotgun night begun with all of us shotgunning each other for 3 hours. So Joyce passes out on the bed and then Bryanna asks if she wants to go and she says its up to you and Im like just stay for 30 more minutes and she agrees but ends up staying for 2 more hours. Anyway I lost my balls and didnt make a move. Then yesterday that would be Tuesday night I was hanging out with the german girl who likes me and somehow we ended up in Sarahs apartment and then we went back to mine and I taught the german girl to shotgun and then Joyce and Bryanna randomly show up at 12 30 with Justin and we end up smoking and I finally got a good shotgun (as in smoke wise not actually making a move) with Bryanna in and then we went to my room and were just chilling and listening to random music and me and Bryanna were just flirting hardcore but still I didnt pull anything and then she fell asleep on my bed and joyce was like maybe Ill just take your couch and she can just sleep in here but then she woke up and they ended up going. Basically everyone is telling me that Bryanna wants me, she keeps sending me signals that she wants me, but I cant do it, I dont know why

Sunday, August 30, 2009


So lets start with this statement, European airlines fly so much differently they just go STRAIGHT up and then STRAIGHT down, all rapid accent and decent kinda like this /\. Anyway so that was the first experience and the planes dont fly to smoothly and our first landing in Poland I knew the pilot took the landing to fast but I'm here writing this so we lived. Anyway I finally understand why people hate americans everywhere, this guy gets on the bus to Krakow (oh yea we flew into an airport two hours away from Krakow) and this guy starts arguing with the guy about how he paid for the bus and the guys like yes you did but to Krakovic not Krakow because they are two different cities but of course the American thought that hes the shit and Poland is a shit country so he told the guy off and got on the bus anyway, then he sits behind me and John and calls his friend and talks about his Europe expiriences, apparently in France he got overcharged by 3 Euros for internet and he just left and told them they could call the cops if they wanted and then he was just talking shit about Europe and Poland but good news he still had to pay for the bus. Anyway we arrive in Krakow and Matts mom and Matt pick us up we get back eat some Pirogi have a beer and go to sleep. We wake up and we have breakfast and leave to Krakow. We arrive in Kracow and we walk around go to a few churches then go to the castle, which was sick by the way. After the castle we go go karting which was amazing it was the same go karts I went on for my birthday gift from Sebastian but in poland, the track is made of old tires and behind the tires there are solid cement flower pots and it cots like 7 bucks to race for 9 minutes and these are good go karts not Boomers status. That was really fun I got third Matt second and John fourth, but I think me and Matt were close to each other because our fastest laps were very close and our last lap was close as well. So after go karts we decide its time to drink a beer so we go to a beer garden. Then we decide its time to eat so we go to a traditional Polish place, it was amazing I had fried meat and garlic as well as some sweet pirogi type things, and my drink with dinner was Piwo z bomba, which is beer with a shot of vodka dropped in, now I was drinking it it tasted like beer then haldway through it started tasting like straight vodka but then I grabbed a fork and I mixed it up and it was not a bad mixed drink at all. After the food we decide to go clubbing so we first go to a place Matt knows and I get a kamikaze and a mojito but its not popping so we move on to the next palce. Here we meet some nice polish girl (who end up randomly just ditching us) who are from Warsaw and we are talking to them and we each have 3 or 4 beers and then I dance with one of them and then the other one decides she wants to leave so they head out and never come back, oh well. We end up ditching that club and going to another place where they have Coke with Wiznowza some of the best shit I have ever had, it makes the coke taste like cherry coke. Anyway after that we start bouncing in between these clubs and I lose track of how many drinks we have had at this point. But we were in the club that had the Coke drink when some guy just walks up to me and pushes me in the back and when I turn around hes like FUCK YOU and of course I just stand my ground and he starts pushing me in my chest and I ask him what he wants and he just flips me off and threatens me in Polish, at this point his friends show up and the other one joins in threatening and then John backs me up and then a third guy shows up and takes the two guys away and tells us not to worry. Then I'm dancing and John comes up to me and he goes we need to leave this club apparently while I was dancing he was threatened twice by the same guy for dancing with the guys wife which John was not doing and then Matt comes in and goes we need to leave I just made out with some girl and she told me that its lucky her b/f didnt see because hed fuck Matt up (he was a Polish mafioso I think). We head back to the place we were both at and then John gets shook down for 8 PLN which is like 3 bucks anyway it was odd but we all have a few more drinks but the club does not have that many girls and the only attractive girl there didnt speak english and when she did get on the dance floor Matt and John wanted to leave. This is where the night got weird Matt wanted to go to a strip club he was dead set on going there so we were like w/e lets go, we get there and I'm drunk and so is everyone else and we walk in and there are two poles but no ones really stripping and I buy John and Matt drinks as well as buying a hooker a drink accidentally. Then after that the hooker came up and started asking me if I wanted to go upstairs for 250PLN which is under a 100 bucks and that Id have the room for an hour and her for an hour and I told her I wasnt interested and Matt was trying to convince me to do it because it would be "the fuck of my life" and I told him I would never pay for sex, ever, its something thats not that hard to come by. I may have not kept most of my promises to myself that I have made in my life but that is one I will never break, I will never pay for sex. Anyway after this we head back to Matts and eat pirogi and some other stuff and we talk and Matt is convinced of two things 1) Lani and Dana will get married at some point and 2) I will get back with Vanessa when we get back from Europe. He said he puts money on it. Anyway we finally get into bed at around 5amish and aparently Matt walked in and his sister asked how the night was and he just grunted used the restroom came out she asked again he grunted again and then just passed out. The next morning we all wake up and Matt is just hungover as FUCK and aparently we all smell of alcohol according to his mom but they didnt mind at all and then we went to the mall had some KFC, that was the best KFC of my life then we just stocked up on booze I bought 3 bottles of bison grass vodka a nice bottle of normal vodka 2 bottles if wiznovka and 1 bottle of jager. Finally we got on the bus then the plane and we left Poland with memories and stories and we came home. Then I came home took a shower and went out to a nation. Now I dont know how but I feel like I still have a chance with Bryanna, now that I dont care about getting with her. I feel like girls respond well to being ignored and stuff haha anyway we had an afterparty at my place or the floor above me and I am convinced that I must have gained game in Poland I dont know why but this chick with a b/f was trying to hook up with me, Bryanna was dancing and putting her face into mine as if waiting for a kiss and I was just playing hard to get because I just wanted to have fun an then sleep.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

SB fun times

First off I am pretty sure that Tuesday night spelled my failure with Bryanna and if not I deffinately sealed the deal this Wensday night. On Tuesday I just got drunk as hell we went to the nation that had a pub and I was just being a complete asshole to Bryanna and everybody. I kept putting the candle out and doing stupid shit and then after that when we went back to Parentesan I just was to drunk to make any sense. Anyway wake up on Wensday and buy tickets to go to Poland to see Matt, make lots of horrid Jew jokes in the process (I dare not write them here but if you want to hear them feel free to ask). After this I helped Yanas friends move a bed from one end of lund to the other on this weird rolly thing that I ended up riding sober and singing A Brand New World, yea dont ask and doing the Leonardo Dicaprio thing from the titanic.
Anyway after that Yana (my flatmate) asks me if me and John are interested in going out to a pre party with her girlfriends and then to the VG nation. Of course me and John never turn down a party with girls so we get to the party and out of 8 targets Id say there were about 3 potentials that I would actually hook up with. Anyway we get to the party and I tell John, "Tonight I will not get drunk, and I garuntee Ill get something" and Johns just like w/e. Well we get to the club and we cut in line with Astrid, Clark and Bryanna and I tell them I'm staying sober and they all laugh because I'm already known as the guy who just drinks a shitton of alcohol, not a good thing but w/e. Anyway it takes forever to get into the club at this point I've had the equivalent of 1 drink, in the club I have 3 drinks and thats it (this is of course over the course of 3 hours). In the begining I'm trying to focus on Jenny, Yanas friend and I found out later that Jenny actually does like me and thinks I'm really cute (I never understood how girls found me cute but Im not gonna start complaining). Oh btw I met a Swedish slut outside who was all over every american because of the accent (names Charlotte haha). Anyway so I'm focusing on Jenny and Bryanna walks by and she sees me with another girl and shes like Ill be right back becasue she went to find Clark or something anyway w/e. During this whole time shes dancing with some creepy guy who keeps attempting to kiss her, which eventually when shes completely wasted he succeeds in doing. Anyway Bryanna never came back but it didnt matter. I was dancing with Dan, John some of Yanas friends and this blond girl who I didnt know. So I reach across the dance circle and ask her who she is, she tells me she is Sarah from UCSB and she did the summer program and now doing the fall this is why I havent seen her. Anyway after that not many words were exchanged and before long we were freaking on the dance floor. Now ok freaking on the dance floor is nothing new its the way to dance in the US, but you need to understand sweden, in sweden you do not freak girls you dance in big groups maybe 1 on 1 but never super close no gridning or freaking involved, I mean they make out and stuff but they dont freak. So Im grinding with Sarah and I look around and all the Swedish guys are just staring at us and everyones just dancing normally so I get uncomftorable but whatever life is short. But anywho I kept dancing and before long we were making out, we were just all over the place, dance floor, outside smoking, inside on the lounge chairs. At some point we were gridning and she just puts my hand between her legs and Im just fingering her through clothes on the dance floor. After VGs closes we go outside and I run into Bryanna, who I find out is good friends with Sarah, and also does not look the happiest about her night, and is drunk out of her mind. This is where I realized that Bryanna is no longer a possibility, you can't hook up with a girls friend haha it just doesnt work, but it was well worth it. Anyway we head to an afterparty and me and Sarah decide that its not popping so we head back home, lucky for me she lives in Urikidal to so we go back and go to her room. We start watching Wall E and making out and then she gets a video call from her friends, which she picks up. Kinda akward, her friends were just like oh are we interupting some business and then they told us a crazy story about a friend in New York who was watching someones dog and the dog died so they called the owner and asked what to do the owner told them that they should put the dog in a suitcase and take it to the vet, well in the elevator a guy spots the girl and asks if she needs help with the suitcase and she says yes please when he asks her whats in the abg she lies and says electronics and he punches her and makes off with the bag. (haha) Anyway Sarah's friends were cool but just your average (dumb) college girl. One aparently is super rich, easy and has huge boobs. Anyway the phone clicks and we start fooling around and then guess what shes on her period and I am not down for fucking a girl on the rag unless shes my g/f and I know her well, oh well, she seemed more disapointed about that then me (haha). Anyway lets just say tongue rings are sick. But then we finish and are lying in bed and this is where I do something stupid, for some reason cows were brought up and then horses and for some reason we started talking about the video about people fucking horses, it was a bad choice, so then we talked about crazy stories in my life and how she had none until now because she can be like I hooked up with this cute guy but he said the weirdest shit after. Anyway w/e I will live. Then I also got shit for imitating Wall E as well as the fact that I dressed as a stripper for SB and had a stripping phase but w/e. We end up falling asleep and then we wake up and talk about random things and she made me breakfast and then I excused myself to go pack for Poland and now I sit here writing this blog. I am very happy with the night because I didnt need to try at all and I am going to Poland TODAY to see MATT. Anyway I dont know what will happen with Sarah but if I'm lucky I might have a fuck buddy. I hope I come back from Poland with some ridiculous story.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

International Dinner

So yesterday August 22nd we had an international dinner, that turned into an international shitshow fiasco. So as we all know I had my little clingon Emily who was convinced that we were gonna be a couple but then she talked to my neighbor (her friend) two days ago and my friend told her I was a man whore, I was only here for 6 months, what did she expect. But Mike invited Emily to our international dinner partly to watch me squirm and partly because shes his friend, anyway thats not important. So Emily shows up dressed in her best (i guess to impress) and she walks in and I say hi give her a friendly hug and then me and John left to go change into our pimp outfits (pants and blazers) just for the fuck of it. Anyway the rest of the people start to trickle in and soon we have 25 people all being happy and merry. Now one of them is a very attractive girl called Danny who went to my room to put stuff away and I ran into her and we were flirting and she seemed to be digging my Americaness, but soon Emily snaggs her and starts talking to her in Swedish and blah blah well anyway I had my sights set on a girl from the UC program anyway but soon Emily, Danny and another girl whos name I do not understand how to spell disappear, anyway they are gone for a while and then I go to my room to use the restroom and I walk in and a deathly silence falls on the room and all 3 girls just look at me and then ones like "Sooooo lets find out the plan for tonight" and they all leave each one giving me the death stare. Anyway I'm just like w/e that chance is shot (Danny) so I just went back and focused on Bryanna. Soon we all decided to go to Lunds so we leave and Emily confronts me in the hall as we leave and she gets her and her friends stuff and then sarcastically says enjoy your time at the nation. Me being the curious person I was I asked her well arent you coming with us, and she kinda flipped out went into a long winded talk about how because I didnt tell her about the dinner earlier she couldnt get a student pass and therefore couldnt come to a nation, anyway I just walked out with Bryanna, Clark and Astrid. Anyway we go to Lunds and its closed so we walk to Hercules which is super expensive so we decide to go to Vindandel which is the farthest walk ever in nice uncomfy shoes, anyway we get to Vindandel and we start drinking more beers then halfway through my second beer I get this text
"You are the biggest ashole I ever meet. Hang out, you were all sweet and had sex with me for 3 days then dont answer me or call me this week and then tonight talking with everybody except me and flirting and leaving withsome other girls in front of me. What the is that?! you could at least treeth me with some respect I only been moer then nice to you!! I dont wanna have you as a boyfriend and i get you dont wanna have a girlfriend but you can talk to me and explain and give me respect instead of treating me like nothing and really hurt me. I been really nice to you and i dont deserv you treating me this way. You are a big pig and i wish i never met you!"

Well first lets start with this is the first time a girl has ever called me an asshole seriously, so I dont kno if thats something I should be proud of or not. Secondly we never had sex and I dont know what the defenition of sex here is but we deffinatley did not have it. Thirdly I choked on my beer when i got this text and Bryanna stole my phone to see why I had choked and I think that that text message may have killed me chances with her even though I explained the story it still makes me out to be a horrible person. Fourthly I responded per Astrids advice with this.

"I didnt mean to offend you and I was talking to everyone"

Because as you all know at parties I just walk around with my champagne and talk to everyone, soemthing about thats who I am and thats what I do at parties, especially a party at my house. And her reponse was quite cryptic until I talked to my roomates today.

"No and the fact that you dont think you did anything wrong when all your friends get it shows what kind of bad person you are. Dont write to me again"

Well I talked to my roomies and found out that after I left, Emily made a scene and just went on rants to Mike and his g/f about how I'm a horrid person. Well anyway back to Vindandel, we all decide we are tired and Clark tells me that I can sleep on his couch, but Bryanna says no I can stay there and she gets me a comforter and then tucks me in kind of in a weird kinda mixed signal way so I decide not to go for it and then she goes to her room and sends me a text that says "I left my door open if you need to pee or anything" and the anything really threw me off because depending on the girl it could mean something but I dont know her that well so I just assumed it meant nothing. Anyway as I'm about to fall asleep 3 piss drunk people walk into Bryannas and one goes "Who the FUCK are you?" I reply "I am Bryannas friend" and he goes "Well then you are welcome on our couch whenever" and then adds "I'm gay and you can come to my bed if you want" and thats when I laugh and go to sleep. I wake up at 6 and tried to sleep for an hour but it was to bright so I walked home and went to sleep. Woke up and found out about the Emily stuff that happened here after I left and yea that was my night. So I am officially an asshole (douchebag status is bittersweet).

Oh and I am most likely to be giving handjobs for crack in 10 years.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Non Interesting

So this post will be very boring, I really havent done anything this week, watched snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, smoked a shitload of hookah and started going to the gym, I kno counterintuitive. I've also been in a bad mood for a while because, well, a the weekend happened and b I've been on this oh lets reminice about your ex g/f phase which never ends well, but anyway the only reason I'm writing this is to check in with the people I haven't talked to in a while, how is that side of the pond anyway I want to hear your stories....theres gotta be some

Monday, August 17, 2009

Hard dicks and Jesus don't mix

Now before you start calling me names and telling me I'm going to hell for my title heres the story of my weekend.

Friday August 14th we decide that we are going to Malmo, so me Mike, Tomas, John, Julie, Page, Ricardo and some other people whos names I don't quite remember meet up at Parentesan and pre party, with jager...of course. We take the bus to Malmo and arrive at the festival. This festival is nuts, it takes palce all over Malmo, there are stages in every square and in between the town squares there are hundreds of vendors selling food and random things. You don' have to pay to get in, and the main stage is twice as big as the sungod stage. If your from UCSD imagine a sungod with no secuirty and make it bigger, much bigger, then you have the Malmo festival. Well anyway we get there and meanwhile I'm texting this swedish girl Emily, who I've met once for about 5 minutes at a barbeque, and shes telling me she wants to hang out and that shes gonna try to see if she can get me into this "exclusive" party, at this point I'm interested because hell if a girls interested you might get soemthing out of it right ;-P. Anyway we walk around the festival (the original group) and we end up in Folkspark. Its already getting late and the beer garden we are at closes so John, Mike and I head to the restroom, as I'm walking to the restroom I get a text from Emily "Come to the club" so I ask her if I can bring friends and she replies with "Bring your guy friends". Mike, John and I are sober and bored so we are like lets go and we ditch the group pretending we got lost and head to the club. After walking for what was probably a good half hour or 45 minutes we finally arrive at the club. We enter and are greeted by Emily and two of her girlfriends, we are also met with a 100 SEK club entrance fee (around $14.50 or so depends on the exchange rate you use). We decide well whatever we already walked here might as well pay and go inside. (We still dont get how if you rent out a club you have to pay entrance, but we also think Emily was full of shit). Anyway we go upstairs and we start dancing when all of a sudden Emilys friends just peace out. So its John, Mike, Emily and I, at this point I decide to buy a drink because I'm way to sober. I buy a vodka red bull, with a shit ton of 60 percent (or thats what the bartender told me) vodka, costs me 116 SEK (close to $17). As I buy this drink a "cougar" starts talking to John trying to pick him up. Now imagine this a very tall built woman in her late 40's with glasses and long sleeve shirt with pantyhose. This detail will be important later on. Anyway John gets rid of the cougar and him and Mike decide to bounce because at this point me and Emily are just all over each other on the dance floor and there are no girls for John to hit on and Mikes in a realtionship so he has nothing to do and the drinks are to expensive to get drunk. After they leave me and Emily are just dancing, making out and talking in the club till 4:30 at some point I even got on this stage like thing and started dancing while they filmed me. After we leave the club Emily asks me if I'm going back to Lund and I said I would like to and she tells me theres no buses running (a lie). She tells me I can go sleep at her place so we head there. We get to her palce and then I'm feeling really weird about the whole thing and I'm just sitting on her couch drinking water trying to sober up. Finally she gets into her bed and I join. At this point shes naked and Im somewhat clothed, anyway I won't go into the details but we both end up naked making out and stuff on her bed when out of nowhere she sees I have a cross on. This is where the evening takes its turn for the worst. After noticing my cross she asks me if I am Christian, and seeing that I am one I answer yes. Then the conversation gets really weird and she starts talking about her views on religion as well as sex before marriage etc etc etc...I'm trying to steer her away from this relgious talk and I start feeling her up and trying to make out with her and this right here was a mood kill. With a hard dick in her hands she asks "Do you think Jesus is hot" now have you ever seen a balloon lose air? yea. Anyway at this point I dont want to do anything and just want to go to bed because I'm just creeped out but she keeps talking about the plague and how lady bugs in sweden are like the plague from the old testament but its not God its just lady bugs...something along those lines and I'm trying everything to just shut her up. Then she asks what I'm thinking about and I reply with full honesty that I'm thinking about Lady Bugs and she gets kind put off that I'm not thinking about her because after all "I am naked in bed next to you and your thinking of lady bugs? why?" Well maybe because you killed the sensuality of the moment by asking me if Jesus was hot and then went on rambling about the plague and lady bugs like a mad woman. Anyway soon after that we fall asleep. (How far did we go? Depends on who you ask itd be 2nd or 3rd base depends on what base fingering and handjob go in) Anyway I wake up and my first thought is Why am I naked, my seocnd thought is hey wait this isnt my blue blanket. Next I turn and see Emily and I remember how I got there and the weird conversations from the night before. Soon she wakes up and starts talking about the most random shit ever, Malmo, her apartment, what she had to eat yest, what she drank etc...Now I'm sorry but I listen to girls talk, I consider myself a good listener, but when you are tired and just want to go back to sleep WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS RANDOM SHIT?!?!?!, not only that but she kept asking me "Oh you look tired you should sleep" and then shed get quiet and right as I'm about to fall asleep she would turn to me and start asking me stuff, I dont even remember most of it. Anyway at this point its like 2pm and Mike and John have been calling me to find out where I was, they thought I'd been kidnapped in Malmo anyway I shoot them a text because I dont feel like carrying on a phone convo about the night before because I know they are gonna give me shit for it. I end up spending the whole day in Emilys apartment sleeping watching tv and having uncomfortable conversations with her about everything from A-Z. Finally we head to the festival where I meet back up with Mike and John and I manage to communicate aproximately what happened. Anyway at the festival Emily sticks by me almost the whole night, convinces me to go on a ferris wheel with her and kisses me and the whole time I'm trying to keep my distance but at the same time I havent become a complete ass so I cant just ditch her sadly I'm still a nice guy. Finally we watch Timbuktu the Swedish rapper and we decide to head back to Lund and drink. Btw the Timbuktu concert was ridiculous and awesome even though it was in Swedish. (Btw the sounds are palying on thursday). Anywho as we are walking to the train station, Mike tells me to convince Emily to come back and drink with us and I'm really not trying to have her come home but of course Mike convinces her to come back with us. So we start playing never have I ever...haha one of the best games of never have I ever that I have ever palyed (It made me realize that I'm not a very good, wholly person). We played this game for about 2 hours and then we started palying the association game (one person says a word then another person says something related etc) and that was even funnier than never have I ever. Meanwhile the 6 people playing manage to kill 2 1 liter bottles of vodka. Somewhere during the association game Emily was really tired so I told her to just go to sleep so she goes and gets in my bed. I stay out and play the game until I get tired and then I head to bed only to be greeted by Emily and I realize its gonna be an interesting night. We get as far as we got the night before and then we fall asleep. Next morning I wake up to Mike knocking on my door asking me to come to the pub for the Manchester game, but I feel hungover as shit and I dont want to move so I'm like no I'm not gonna go. Emily gets excited because she thinks I stayed for her and at this point I dont care and I tell her I'm staying because I'm hungover as fuck and tired and I just want to sleep. Well guess what she just kept talking the WHOLE FUCKING time while I'm trying to sleep, so I just put my fingers in to shut her up and that made her quiet for a little bit, but finally I realized that I wasnt getting any sleep so I went and took a nice long shower. She told me "To bad you dont have your own shower because we could shower together" and my thought was THANK GOD I DONT HAVE MY OWN SHOWER. (as you can tell I was way over Emily at this point). Then I came out of my shower and then cooked (only reason I cooked for her was because I had promised her and Mike food the day before, but Mike wasnt home). Ironically enough it was stir fry. After I was done we were eating and Mike came back and made us all tea, and even he realized I was not in the greatest mood, I was watching tv and aparently the look on my face was quite serious because Mike asked "Nick, what happened did something die?". Anyway he tries to convince Emily to stay over and I'm trying to signal to him NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! but he didnt see and even if he did its Mike he'd have her stay just to watch me squirm. But then Mike told her that Yana (her friend) was coming back in about 20 minutes and she literally ran out of the flat (THANK GOD). But being the gentleman that I am I walked her to the bus stop and then when I left she was looking for a kiss but I gave her the friends hug, and muttered something about maybe seeing her at some point this week if I go back to Malmo. (which if I go she wont know) Well thats the story of my weekend. And now I have a 25 year old annoying clingy swedish girl who thinks that me and her are dating. At least she had a nice body but thats not much of a saving grace when you are annoying and clingy.

Anyway after she left Mike and I start cleaning the aparetment and Yana comes back and we start telling her about our weekend in Malmo. When we tell her about the club she starts laughing hysterically. Apparently we were at the biggest gay club in Malmo, Wonk (pronounced Wank, or thats what it sounds like, /, not only that the cougar that hit on John was actually a man who dressed as a woman on the weekends and thats why he had long sleeves because he didnt want to shave his arms because hes a construction worker (Yana has met this person before). Not only that I found out that Mike called Yana on saturday and told him I hooked up with Emily and her response was NOOOOOOOOO I FORBID she is annoying, and Mike just "accidentally" forgot to mention this conversation to me until sunday evening.

Anyway what a story getting left in another city and sleeping at a crazy girls house without getting laid and now dealing with a clingy, clingy girl. Welcome to the life of the Princess, as people say "Why the fuck does the weirdest shit always happen to you?" I guess being halfway across the world doesnt my affinity for crazy stories. Mike says hes happy I live in this hall because I've only been here for 2 weeks and he already has so many stories about me imagine how many there will be between now and decemeber and imagine how many if I come here for masters.

Forgotten Bits of Info

I forgot to mention in yesterdays blog that I have managed to purchase a cuban cigar here in Sweden, have not smoked it yet but it was cheaper than a Cohiba (non Cuban) in the US, its a real Romeo and Julieta. I have also tried snuss, its like chewing tobacco but not and stronger, aparently what they sell here is illegal in the states, and man does that fuck you up. Oh and alcohol in Sweden (Sverige) is ridiculously expensive. A bottle of alcohol that cost around 17 USD in the US costs around 30-35 USD here in Sweden. This is why we will be going to Poland or Germany and getting alot of cheap booze.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

August 4th to 14th

This is just going to be a recap of the first 10 days in sweden and from here on out it shall be updated daily or whenever there is a good story.

First a few things that I don't remember when they happened but are important to understanding my time in Sweden
My nickname is Princess, because when I was drunk I told the story of how I got my IPod from a gay man who was in love with me and second because I spent the first free time I had in Lund making an owl out of paper, picture of this owl is on facebook.
The people I hang out with most are Mike and John, John is from UCLA, Mike is from England and originally from Hong Kong, most of the jokes that will be in later posts come from them.

Arrival in Lund: I flew into Copenhagen on August 4th after a flight that left August second saw a stopover in Newark for 13 hours during which I visited Manhattan got plastered in the morning and stayed drunk all day then flew to Europe. I arrived in lund and had to carry my luggage all over Lund just to find out that the office that gave us our keys was closed until 1pm. I met some UC kids who were also SOL outside. Finally we got our keys, I moved in and passed out.

August 5th
Wake up go to some orientations meet all the UC kids. We all go to Kristianstad Nation that night, and me and my neighbor John preparty each drinking a bottle of wine. We get to the nation and I drink another aprox 2 pitchers of beer and I begin my lovely addiction to drinking jager straight that night downing two shots. Soon I'm plastered and theres no one at Kristianstad expcet for the UC kids so I decide hell why not I'll go for one of the chicks on the program. We end up walking back to Ulrikedal and on the way me and her are making out and all over each other. Then when we get to her place, we part ways I go home pass out, forgetting to drink water.

August 6th
I wake up for my first day of Swedish class, and I'm hungover as fuck but I get through the painful 3 hour class I go to sleep when I get back then I take a shower and this is when I meet two of my flatmates Yana (Boris) and Mike (Ping Pao Mao) with only a towel on, haha. Anyway that night we go out to Lunds Nation where I get completly hammered off jager shots but I drink lots of water so I'm fine.

August 7th
Wake up, class, Hallands Nation in the evening. Here I meet Vanja the bartender who I find attractive and I start talking to her, but as the night wheres on I get more drunk and she starts playing games, aparently I got tired of playing her games, I walked up to the bar asked for a pen and paper, wrote my number on it and said "I'm going to the beach tomorrow, if your interested give me a call". I don't remember this and was not reminded of it again until August 14th.

August 8th
Wake up, no class, go to the beach, amazing day, like being at a SI swimsuit model photoshoot. In the evening we go to Lunds again. This time I'm with my flatmates and Tomas the guy who lives above me. We dance but no real luck with girls, we go home and have a small afterparty where I am introduced to 160 proof stroh. Take two shots of that and I'm gone.

August 9th
Wake up, hungover, liver hurts, go to the beach.

August 10th and 11th
Chill days not to much happens

August 12th
Watched Holland Draw England, John had to take a shot of Stroh, went to Irish pub came home slept

August 13th
Back to Lunds Nation after a good preparty at Parentesen. Lunds Nation, shots of jager again (as you will see this will come up often). I'm walking on the dance floor toward the UC kids with a beer in my hand when a guy hits me and spills a bit of my drink. I look at him and say hey watch out, he turns around, looks at me and says "It's ok, you're hot" leans over and kisses me on the cheek. At this point I walk over to Mike and I'm complaining about the guy kissing me. Mike is laughing and the he introduces me to Mikehla and tells her that she needs to help me get a girl. So she introduces me to some random girls who didnt seem interested in me. So I went back to Mike and Mikehla and they ask why I'm back and I tell them the girls were not into me. Mikehla turns to me and says "Will it make you feel better if a girl kisses you" and I reply "Well yea of course" She leans in and kisses me on the lips. It saves my evening.

August 14th
Go to class, this is when I receive a txt from Miss Vanja, who basically is being super nice to me to try to get me to work at Hallands. I was debating wether to write the txt here but meh w/e. Anyway come home and we decide to go to Malmo