Wednesday, October 28, 2009

God its been almost a months HOT DAMN

What has happened in the last month, hmm lets see I gave up on Bryanna because well why not really haha I have way better options anyway, I saw David Guetta, I saw Muse, Mission Accomplished.

So Bryanna gets back from all her trips to random places and then me and her start hanging out alot at one point I even give her a lapdance but then the one night I deffinatley had my chance I showed up late because I was having a facebook converstaion with Turkan about the state of my affairs because a friend of Vanessas was harrassing me about how I'm a grade a Douche, which is quite comforting to hear actually since after all I have been trying to lose my nice guy image here in Sweden which has been somewhat succesful and somewhat unsuccesful. Anywhoo at first I was kinda annoyed by this person but then when they started writing me paragraphs explaining themselves I realized they were just bitter and needed someone to bitch at. Anyway because of this I showed up to a party 2 hours after I was supposed to be there and Bryanna was not to thrilled and then I ended up only staying for all of 30 min and then goin home. Anyway that day we decided we would bake a cheesecake at some point and we have yet to bake this cheesecake we were gonna do it this past weekend but things came up and yea maybe next next weekends since this coming weekend is Sensation White and Ryan and his brother are flying in.

This Past Weekend

Friday Night-We go to see David Guetta I drink a bottle of Sambuca in 45 minutes and stop remembering much after the train ride to Malmo, at the concert first thing that happens I get pulled out of line and told Im to shammered and to go home but I told him I was Jennys boyfriend and he let me in, no one understands why but they let me in, I dont remember this at all. Then we fast forward about 2 hours since I have no recollection of what happened, I walk up to the bar and ask for a soda, just plain old soda water and this guy behind me starts talking to me in Swedish so I turn to him and ask him to speak english please and I turn to get my soda when I get hit and fall under the bar, anyway 4 guys start kicking my ass for no reason anyway Paige came to the rescue and pulled me away, this is the point where I apparently run into Turkan and apparently I was really excited to see her hugged her and asked her to dance but Paige gave Turkan a back off look and dragged me away. Then we fast forward some more, an image of David Guetta with both hands raised as he DJs, lastly we fast forward to the end where Im in a taxi with John Vishnu and Jenny. At this point Ive blown through 500 crowns on god knows what Ive used all the minutes in my phone that I had just refilled on god knows what, my head is splitting from getting my ass kicked and yea thats about it. We get back and then we go to Vishnus and just sit there until finally me and Jenny leave and we are walking back to my place and im trying to convince her to come over but shes being a tease or w.e you want to call it, BTW Im done with teases.

Saturday- Wake up at noon with a huge headache which at first I attribute to being hungover but then I begin to remember getting my ass kicked, check my phone and my facebook have messages from many people who I dont remember seeing telling me I was shammered as fuck the night before, ok well at this point Im just like I need more sleep so I go back to bed until 4pm. Fast forward to 9pm I dress as a PIMP and then go out to Vildanden to a ceos and corporate hos party, there I meet a really nice Swedish girl who is all over my nuts, but Im kinda trying to flirt with Bryanna and stuff but its not working very well so I just start focusing on Swedish girl, oh and I ran into Sarah at the party and she just completely ignored me haha fun times. Anyway so I go to take a piss and when I get back the Swedish girl is on some other guys nuts so I decide fuck it I dont feel like competing itll give the girl to much confidence and then right at this moment John shows up and tells me that the party in Urikedal is good so we walk back to Urikedal and go to the party. When we get there I go scope out the scene, its alright good number of girls and guys only problem is everyones already in couples and I also see Jenny all over Vishnu so Im like whatever this is done. But when she sees me she jumps on me and then the rest of the night she kept being very sexual with me finally me her Mike and Thomas go upstairs where she goes to Yanas room and then shes sitting in the hallway and when I walk by shes like FUCK ME and then shes like yea right. Anyway she decides to go home and I walk her out being the gentleman that I am but once outside me and her just start making out up against the door and then my fingers slip in and shes just enjoying herself and she decides "Lets have sex" now what guy turns that down so I immediatley go to open my door and her exact quote was "I dont want to lie down in a bed, thats to cliche" Fine here I ask to which she replies no there are to many people around so she suggests we find a park but she doesnt want to walk far so we walk into this parky are about 100m maybe less from my front door and proceed to fuck like rabbits. We are lying down on the ground, there are leaves EVERYWHERE, its raining. Afterward we finish and we decide we are both hungry so we go back to my place to eat garlic bread and then she goes home.

Sunday-Wake up still not believing what happened tell Mike and Yana. Later on Jenny comes to talk to Yana and she finds her shoe in the bushes where we fucked, later that night she comes over for a movie and we dont fuck but just make out hang out chill. According to Yana I got good reviews and I must have since Jenny wants to see me all the time


Monday, September 28, 2009

So its been a while

So here we are what has happened in the last two weeks, Well, Copenhagen, and then this past week and weekend including some fun times some lame times and me still not getting with Bryanna so all around normal i guess?
Copenhagen: One of the coolest cities ever, also one of the most expensive a KFC meal cost me 13 bucks and a 7/11 meal cost me fucking 8 bucks ridiculous. Anyway I felt really shitty friday and didnt want to go but we couldnt cancel the reservation so I decided to go anyway, on the way there Darren and me just talked about Christiania. When we got there we checked into our hostel and then walked to Christiania and then both of us preceded to smoke and get high which ended up with us just sitting around in Christiania for many hours just doing nothing, finally we went back to the hostel and then decided to go out. So we get to the city square and walk around and find a few clubs but the best one looks like one thats gonna end up costing us 30 bucks but it has an open bar and it takes me an hour to convince Darren to pay the 30 bucks and go club, it ended up being a great night. For me I only met two girls kinda danced with them but didnt get anywhere and I met some crazy Danish guy who was just like your and American you can fuck anyone you want, but Darren met alot of people made out with a Danish girl and had a great night, both of us were plastered and ended up wandering around Copenhagen for an hour before we found our hostel, it was crazy shit and we left the club at 8am. Next day we wake up surprisingly not hung over and we go walk around Copenhagen looking for the royal theater because the people Darren met were supposed to meet us there at 3, well sadly they never came so we ended up just walking around. The whole time after we didnt see those people Darren wanted to smoke so he kept wanting to go to Christiania, finally we decided to head there but ended up taking a couple mile detour, when we got there he got a rolling paper and rolled his joint but some random smokers did not approve of his roll so he left his weed with them and they rolled him a really nice blunt while he went to find me. Anyway he came back smoked with them we chilled with them for a while learned a little about Christiania and then they left. We ended up sitting on a couch in a random cafe for about an hour, mind you I am not high, finally we decided to just go back and ended up watching Serenity. Finally after the movie and after dinner we decided to go to another club, this time we went to Rosie McGees or some thing like that apparently the best club in Copenhagen, yea right if your a pedophile. So we get in there it costs 12 bucks to get in, meh not to bad but then drinks are another 10 bucks or so each which sucks so we dont really get drunk, plus Darrens tired so I have no wingman. The club is filled with hot bitches who are hanging with ugly bitches, then theres a bunch of old bitches and the whole club is filled with really old creepers and young creepers alike, I feel completely out of place and since Darrens not wingmanning me, I just look like Im one of the creepers, so I gave up on getting anything in Copenhagen that night. Anyway the next day we took a really nice canal tour and then I walked Darren to the bus stop and I headed home.

Home: That night I invited Bryanna over for a movie, she came over really late and we watched a movie alone in my room and I know I probably could have made a move, but I just couldnt do it, I dont know why but she ended up leaving after the movie with this little akward pause at the door that suggested maybe a kiss or something. Anyway later that week on Tuesday me and John went over to Vildanden to visit Bryanna and Joyce and we only stayed for an hour but I ended up stealing Bryannas corridors Flag which ended up really ticking her off but w/e and then she left for Munich so I havent seen her but Friday we had a corridor party and we had a tour de sham you take a shot in every room, ridiculous, over the span of half an hour I had 1 and a half apple pie drinks (probably around 1.5 shots) then had Jim Bean and coke another (1.5 shots about) followed by two shots of Mintu, followed by two shots of SoCo followed by a mojito (probably around 1 or 2 shots couldnt tell) followed by a shot of vodka and topped off by shotgunning 4 beers. I was fucked. The theme of my room was wtf and everything in my room was just random a rock upside down chairs a bed on the desk and my rug on my bed etc...anyway after we were all properly fucked my flatmates switched me and Yanas door and then locked my door and hid yanas keys so I couldnt get int. Well I kept drinking and apparently at some point Cathi tried to corner me and kiss me but couldnt and that ticked her off and she left, so much for hating me. Anyway apparently I finally got my keys from Mike at around 3ish and then I went to sleep, or I assume I did because I dont remember. I woke up to Yana Mike Martin Thomas and Yanas friend walking into the room at 1pm and all I said was WTF? and they got a few nice pictures of my room and me. Well the first question everyone asked was why my room was more fucked up then for my theme, and the second question that is still inexplicable was why is there a piece of toast in the middle of your table. It was a perfect piece of toast perfectly centered on my table across the room from my bed, no one knows what happened. Anyway Saturday was my hangover day, I was completely hungover and I just watched the terminal and snatch with my flatmates. Finally Saturday night rolls around and this promised to be one of the best nights I have had in Lund. So Saturday we go to a small chill party by Yana's friend and it ends up becoming a crazy party. I promised myself not to drink to much that night and I didnt I only had about 6 or 7 shots lol thats not much now that I've been in Sweden a while, well over a 3 or so hour period. Anyway we start the night with kings cup and then after that someone sugests I have never ever. So we start I have never ever and we get around the circle a few times and then someone says I have never given a lapdance and I drink and all the girls want me to prove that I actually have so I starts stripping and then after wards we go into a game of truth or dare that begins focusing on me and two other girls and we keep getting dared to do lapdances or making out with ppl. The only dare I opted out of was kissing and licking Johns lips, sorry no gay shit. Anyway then the hottest girl at the party decides that its time to start daring me to kiss ppl so she dares me to kiss anyone and of course I kiss her then she dares me to make out with someone and again of course I make out with her, my excuse was she called me gay. Anyway then they have me strip for the hot girl and shes literally pulling my pants off because she wants me to strip down to my boxers it was insane. And then her older sister got involved and everytime me and her would start making out she started telling us to break it up then we started a dance floor with me her john and her hot but not as hot friend and then she left because her sister wanted to have a talk with her. So me and the second hottest chick started dancing salsa and random shit and then I got her number and now if you look at my facebook wall she has basically taken over it. So yea amazing weekend, but cock blocking sister took them away at 1 am so then I ended up leaving shortly after that and going to bed. And sunday and monday just class and gym and random internet videos....its been a while

Friday, September 18, 2009

Girls are crazy and ridiculous

So, I haven't updated this in a long time. Last weekend on the 12th Darren came to Lund to visit me and he has been here all week and leaves on Sunday. Later today we are leaving for Copenhagen and staying there until Sunday. Well Saturday we slept early, watched I am legend its a ridiculous movie, Sunday we slept early as well haha and on Monday same story, but on Monday out of nowhere Bryanna came back and we started talking again and things seemed good. Tuesday rolls around and Bryanna and the Vildanden crew flaked on coming to a birthday party for one of Mike's friends, well anyway I took this oppurtunity to talk to Kathi about how I wasnt interested. The exact conversation went something like this We need to talk-K Yes we do, do you want to do it now or later-me Now, why have you been avoiding my kisses and stuff-K Well..-me (interupts) Its Bryanna isnt it-K Yes, I-me (interupted again) Fuck you, why did you lead me on, you could have just said that at the begining but you kissed me. Anyway there were alot of things I wanted to say about how the first kiss was forced by her, how I had invited her to watch a movie in a group not alone etc...but I just left it because I kind of deserved that rant. Anyway the party went on I stripped of Buttons, which was entertaining. Anyway later that night I ran into Kathi in the hallway and we had another long talk about how she understands how I made Emily cry etc...After that she talked to Yana and Mike and aparently she was playing me as well because she told both of them, I had two guys now I have none and everyone was like well you kinda deserved that one. Anyway got rid of that problem so the next day Wensday I went to class came home and then I invited Bryanna over for dinner and she actually came, late but w/e we had fun with john her and darren just drinking then we headed to a nation and we went to kristianstad first for pub and then after went to VG's for a club. This is where she started playing games, we were dancing together for a good hour or so when all of a sudden she started stealing things from people with Dan and dancing with him which I didnt really care about but then she came back and danced with me for 2 songs and then she went to Joyce and they were talking and I couldnt hear what was said but I could see the eye movements and the nods and the nos and I was like well I messed up and so they dissapeared, while they were gone i started dancing with some Swedish girls because one of them kept looking at me so why not dance with them instead of the American guys. Anyway at some point me and Bryanna are dancing together again and then I pulled the other girls in (the swedes) for John and Dan and about 5 minutes later Bryanna and Joyce just leave. Well about 10 minutes later I get a text from Bryanna I'm leaving I text her why and she says shes over it and tired so I called her and told her to come back and she was being stuborn and saying no so I let it go. Then John me and Darren end up leaving the club about 10 minutes later, oh Darren was dancing with some girl for most of the night haha but then he left to go to the bathroom and ran into someone hed met the night before and by the time he came abck the girl was gone. Well after we left I texted Bryanna and I was like oh we just left and she texted back saying I should have left earlier so I could walk with her. Anyway I didnt reply and then Im sitting at home eating with Darren when I get a text message and its like I'm home now so I text her and tell her Well I'm home to. Well about 15 minutes later I get a text night:) and I reply with night bland one(the bland thing is an inside joke) anyway she tells me shes not bland and I ask her why she left and she just left it at I had a great reason to leave, but never elaborated anyway last night same story we were texting but she decided to stay in. I dont know some of the things she says are deffinately good signs, like when she knew I was gonna strip at the bday party she told me I should have told her earlier because it would give her more reason to come. But then sometimes I feel like shes not interested. I guess I'll find out soon enough right?

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Well its been a week almost since I've updated yall on life here in Sweden, well ill do a quick run through of events, so I start the week thinking that Bryanna is a dunzo deal and then Monday me and John end up watching knocked up at Vishnus and arrested development but then we just go home and sleep and Bryanna had dance class with alex and alex sent me the weirdest message and was just like "yea sorry I missed johns call I was in salsa class with Bryanna ha". Well anyway the next night tuesday I'm really bored and Kathy calls and asks me to come over and since I think Bryannas done anyway I go over to Kathy's and we kinda kiss a little but then I start getting texts from Bryanna "what time are you going to Kalmars", and me and John had decided to go at 1030 so I told her 1030 but then I get a call from John that Kalmars sucks and everyones going to parentesen so I text Bryanna that I'm going to Parentesen and that she should come and she tries to convince me to come to Kalmars but in the end I won out, anyway we get to Parentesen and she comes in and she has a choice sit next to Alex or me and again I won out but then she got pissed because I started telling someone my Malmo story and aparently she doesnt like that story, so she left and sat next to Alex. Later I went over to talk to her Joyce and everyone and we are all just hanging out and I see Alex getting antsy out of the corner of my eye and all of a sudden he interjects into our conversation with look at my background (Ipod) isnt it cool and we were all kind of like wtf? anyway he tries to convince Bryanna to go to Julies room and dance salsa with him but she tells him she wants to stay here and chill and then he gets pissy and says hes gonna go to sleep but he ends up coming back, it was really odd. Well anyway next day I ask Bryanna what shes doing and she says shes going to Helsingkrona, then parentesen and lastly VG's and I can join her at any point. Well I end up not going to anythign but VG's, because I saunaed for the first time and that shit wiped me out, and when I get to VG's I have to wait in the rain for an hour and all I'm wearing is a short sleeve polo. I get in and I text Bryanna who doesnt text back and then I text Kathy because shes also there and I dont want her to see me and get mad, well she comes out meets me and then she asks me for a hello kiss, its like being in a relationship again. Anyway I dance with Kathy, while dancing i get a text from Bryanna and it says that they are leaving the nation and Kathy sees Bryanna texted me and shes like WHAT DID SHE SAY, and I told her she said shes leaving and Kathy goes I know you like her and I know she likes you but anyway I have a few drinks then we head home and she bikes me home and then goes home herself. The next day I have class at 8 come home at 1030 pass out until 430 then I'm not really in the going out mood but Omeed arrives from Holland so of course I go out plus everyone I know Bryanna, John, Joyce, Clark etc have all gone to Amsterdam, so we go to a new nation and that was good but the Swedish girl I was working on got swooped from me by some Swedish guy. Anyway came home fell asleep and ended up sleeping through my lecture on Friday, but went to lab and set up my cultures that will hopefully grow bioluminescent colonies. Anyway Friday night I end up smoking Hash and Weed spliffs getting high off my ass and then we go out but nothing is happening but we run into Kathy and Dutchie watches our interaction and afterward tells me she feels sorry for me. Dutchie also talked to Inna a friend of Kathys and apparently Kathy really really likes me which is apparent by the fact that shes angry at me right now because I dont want to go for a walk with her in this good weather. Anyway Bryanna comes back tomorrow and I'm back to that and I will have to talk to Kathy at some point. Btw I am in a OneRepublic mood. Im out.....

Sunday, September 6, 2009


Meow, today I woke up at 2pm and I didnt even drink last night, so yesterday at Thomas' b-day party I gave him a lapdance that I am now infamous for, the priceless look of suprise on Mike and Noras faces was amazing. Anyway Bryanna didnt come neither did almost any american students because it was cold and rainy...w/e. Anyway the german girl came by and was trying to get me to give her a private lap dance and I told her no, so I used my brain and not my dick. But I may now just use my dick to think because I think Bryanna is either not that interested or playing hard to get so I'd rather stop wasting my time with it....but stay tuned

Saturday, September 5, 2009

It continues

So last night I went to a party in Sparta and then me and Clark decided to go to Kristianstad because we wanted to find Bryanna and Astrid and on the way out Catherine came by and then Clark kinda tried to get her to come and I gave him the she dont come signal and he was like oh Nick I need to talk to you and we ended up ditching her and me and Clark went to Kristianstad and we had alot of fun with Astrid and Bryanna and then we came back and palyed jagger pong for a while then they went home and then today I got lunch with Bryanna and went shopping with her and then she went to take a nap and we shall see what happens tonight with her...stay tuned

Thursday, September 3, 2009

I am truly a whore

So the German girl came over and we watched the movie and then we kinda kissed and now I'm trying to convince Bryanna to come over and watch the same movie I just watched in the near future. How is it that its so easy with all the other girls but not with Bryanna I dont know but I feel that I do deserve the name of douchebag...stay tuned